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Krumpin: BNF pays $30 to leave the basement by the side door

The $30 emergency room FAKE NEWS AP — BNF is 0–5 and paid $30 for Dameon Pierce. DGAD had $17 on the table, My Team Sucks! offered $7, and GolfNut slid in a dollar. This was not a solitary panic purchase; it was a crowded waiting room with BNF paying

George Pickens in Cowboys uniform at a 2025 game

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Krumpin: Kittle Corn wins the loudest week; Haters keeps the keys

Week 5 final: 170.38 buys the trophy, 144.50 keeps the penthouse, and BNF has entered a long-term relationship with losing.

Kyler Murray winds up to pass in an archived Arizona Cardinals game; the feature image carries a headline identifying the Michael Wilson–Bhayshul Tuten trade.

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Krumpin: Wilson for Tuten—Kittle Corn edges the Week 5 lineup math

Kittle Corn sent Bhayshul Tuten to King James for Michael Wilson. A Week 5 lineup reconstruction gives Kittle Corn the small projected edge, not a robbery.

Tyler Huntley running with the football for Baltimore, archival game photo.

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Krumpin: $49 for Tyler Huntley, and nobody blinked

GolfNut paid like the QB room was on fire. The rest of the room submitted a zero and went back to lunch. Week 5’s FAB board opened with a $49 bid on Tyler Huntley and closed with Haters Gonna Hate offering zero. GolfNut didn’t just win the claim;

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Krumpin: Dan's scored third and lost anyway

My Team Sucks! posted 198.83, the high score in the league. Dan's Deepball answered with 169.12 and still lost.

Drake Maye, Patriots number 10, throwing against the Titans in November 2024. Not this week's game.

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Krumpin: 198.83, and Monday is not the rescue

Sunday scores are provisional. Monday is still open.

Dark trade desk graphic for the Jameson Williams / Deebo Samuel Sr. trade

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Krumpin: Kittle Corn Trades Jameson Williams for a Deebo-Egbuka Mystery Box

Kittle Corn made Jameson Williams the centerpiece; My Team Sucks! came back with Deebo Samuel Sr. and Emeka Egbuka. Two plausible bets, one future group-chat victory lap.

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Krumpin: BREAKING NEWS — Kittle Corn buys a running back, BNF sells one and calls it depth

Bucky Irving is a Kittle Corn. BNF got a running back, a receiver and a fourth quarterback, and a Week 4 projection that does not move.

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Krumpin: Two decimal daggers and one unbeaten casualty

By Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist DGAD won a 1.57-point fistfight. Tony’s and My Team Sucks! lost by less than a quarter point each. The bench has hired a lawyer. I thought Week 2 had exhausted the league’s supply of expensive ways to lose.

Kyle Monangai, Bears number 25, wrapped up in a pile against the Commanders. All-Pro Reels. Not this week's game.

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Krumpin: Two hundredths, and one Monday each

Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist Sunday did not close Week 3. It did draw the lines. Ball Don't Lie and DGAD are separated by two hundredths of a projected point, and each still has one Monday player. 4th and INCHES is already done. BNF is holding

Bijan Robinson, Falcons number 7, in game action, 2025. All-Pro Reels. Not the Thursday night game.

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Krumpin: Bijan brought 39.7. GolfNut brought a bill.

Thursday is final. The week is not. The board is the receipt. By SKIP KRUMP September 24, 2026 Bijan Robinson finished at 39.7 against a 19.4 projection. More than doubled. Dan's Deepball already has the loudest number in the league, and King James has not played.

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Krumpin: Haters flipped the clipboard and a Bronco for Henderson and Dart

Haters Gonna Hate sent Jameis Winston and Jonah Coleman to BNF for TreVeyon Henderson and Jaxson Dart.