Krumpin: 198.83, and Monday is not the rescue
Sunday scores are provisional. Monday is still open.
Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist.
Week 4 is head-to-head, and Sunday did not finish it. My Team Sucks! is already done at 198.83. Haters Gonna Hate and Dat's It are both out of players. Everyone else is waiting on Atlanta or New Orleans. The scores below are provisional. A lead is not a win until Monday is in the book. The records on the board are the ones already banked.
King James 139.72, BNF 111.48
King James is done. Puka Nacua put up 23.5, Malik Nabers 20.4, and Saquon Barkley managed 0.7 on a finished Sunday. BNF is at 111.48 with Kyle Pitts Sr. and Devaughn Vele still out on Monday. The live projection is 126.95. That is still 12.77 short of a lineup that has already left the field. Nico Collins scored 27.7 and C.J. Stroud scored 24.88. Rashee Rice scored 0.0. Monday can make the box louder. It is not currently drawn as a comeback.
4th and INCHES 147.93, DGAD 93.97
DGAD is finished at 93.97. Josh Allen scored 19.92. Travis Kelce scored 2.4. Will Reichard, the kicker, scored 20.0, which is the loudest thing on that roster. 4th and INCHES is at 147.93 with only Juwan Johnson left, and the live projection is 156.67. CeeDee Lamb already has 33.2, Chuba Hubbard 29.6, Tee Higgins 21.9. DGAD is not waiting on a rescue. DGAD is waiting on the graphic to stop.
Ball Don't Lie 168.98, Kittle Corn 99.23
Ball Don't Lie still has Drake London. Kittle Corn still has Tyler Shough. The live score is 168.98 to 99.23. Kyle Monangai already put 31.2 on the Ball Don't Lie side, with Kirk Cousins at 24.5 and Jared Goff at 22.38. Kittle Corn's live projection is 119.66. That is still 49.32 short of a total Ball Don't Lie has already banked before London plays. Shough can have a night. The projection does not have this night.
Dat's It 117.64, Haters Gonna Hate 139.73
This is the one box with nobody left. Haters Gonna Hate 139.73, Dat's It 117.64. Jonathan Taylor scored 24.9 and Brock Purdy scored 21.92. Kyren Williams scored 33.2 and it was not enough, because Ladd McConkey scored 0.0 and David Montgomery scored 4.3 while Romeo Doubs (21.5) and T.J. Hockenson (18.5) watched from the bench. One of those swaps does not flip the closed score. Doubs for McConkey lands at 139.14, still 0.59 short. Both swaps land at 153.34. Dat's It did not drop this box on one benching. Dat's It dropped it on the pair. The week is still provisional everywhere else. This matchup is out of players.
EzMoney 109.4, GolfNut 146.34
GolfNut is done at 146.34. Javonte Williams scored 30.3, Bryce Young 23.66, Quinshon Judkins 20.3. Brandin Cooks scored 0.0 and the lead still exists. EzMoney is at 109.4 with Chris Olave still out. The live projection is 125.02, which is 21.32 short of GolfNut. Olave would need 36.94 from here to catch a finished lineup. Emanuel Wilson already scored 26.6. That was the Sunday. Monday is a wish, not a plan.
Ghost of Twomp 78.55, Tony's Terrific Team 103.77
Case Keenum scored 0.0. That is the Sunday for Ghost of Twomp, currently 78.55, with Kendre Miller still to play and a live projection of 84.38. Tony's Terrific Team is done at 103.77. The lead is 25.22. Miller is projected to close 5.83 of it. Jake Bates scored 18.4, which is more than Matthew Stafford and Marcus Mariota combined on that lineup. Tony's Terrific Team is 0-3 and still in front of a zero.
My Team Sucks! 198.83, Dan's Deepball 90.02
This is the number. Tetairoa McMillan 37.5, Kenneth Walker III 33.1, Drake Maye 28.16, and the Seahawks defense 14.25, all of it already final. Dan's Deepball is at 90.02 with Bijan Robinson, Brian Robinson, and Alvin Kamara still out. The live projection is 126.86. That is 71.97 short of 198.83. Catching the live score would take 108.81 from those three. Joe Burrow scored 26.32 and Ja'Marr Chase scored 3.8. Monday is not the rescue. Monday is the credits.
Call, and it can be wrong: the live projection does not flip a single Krumpin box. BNF is the closest chase, and 126.95 is still 12.77 short of a finished King James. A Monday explosion can lie. The drawing on the board does not.
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