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By Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist The dek: Three starting quarterbacks and one wide receiver went down between Sunday and Monday night, and the schedule-makers routed two of the quarterbacks through one 0-2 roster in a Superflex league. If misery loves company, Ghost of Twomp is
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By Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist Week 2 gave us one score from another tax bracket, one four-point knife fight, two teams discovering 0-2, and a trade market that now looks less like strategy and more like people fleeing a small fire. DGAD scored 217.05.
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Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist Sunday did not settle Week 2. It did, however, produce enough evidence for several convictions. DGAD hung 179.91 before Davante Adams even reached Monday night. 4th and INCHES built a 65-point moat. Ghost of Twomp discovered that a Thursday trade does
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Week 2, Thursday night: Buffalo 41, Detroit 31. Josh Allen moved the furniture. The chat tried to sell it. By Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist. I need a cooling-off period between a Thursday touchdown and this league opening the trade window. Buffalo and Detroit put on a
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Ghost bought Gibbs. Kittle Corn bought depth. Two trades, four grades, and one newsroom apology.
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Melbourne Cricket Ground, 27-7 49ers. The Rams were the home team and got booed anyway. Two NFL games in the book. Week 1 is still all-play: top seven live totals get the W, bottom seven get the L. Yahoo’s vs. lines are still fan fiction. The board
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Thursday night in the NFL is a small sample wrapped in a large opinion. One game. Patriots-Seahawks. A hip, an ankle, a tight end who already had surgery, and fourteen Yahoo scores that now have numbers in them so this league can pretend Week 1 started. Week 1 is
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TRADE DESK • SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 • 4:27 P.M. • SUPERFLEX KITTLE CORN FLIPS CMC BEFORE WEEK 1. THE DRAFT DIARY HAS BEEN ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE. Twenty-two hours after spending $161 on three running backs and Justin Fields, Kittle Corn traded Christian McCaffrey for a quarterback. GolfNut got the shiny
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2026 SUPERFLEX AUCTION • LEAGUE ID 723314 • $200 CAP • 14 TEAMS DRAFT DIARY: THE NIGHT FOURTEEN GROWN MEN FORGOT HOW MANY QUARTERBACKS THIS LEAGUE STARTS. A live Bill Simmons-style diary of the Am I Krumping? salary-cap auction — written as it happened, recapped after the bodies were counted. Superflex. Two
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AUCTION DRAFT RECAP • LEAGUE ID 723314 • SUPERFLEX • $200 SALARY CAP FOURTEEN MEN WALKED INTO A $200 FIRE. ONLY THE WAIVER WIRE SURVIVED. A Bill Simmons-style autopsy of the Am I Krumping? live Superflex auction, in which quarterbacks went like front-row Springsteen tickets, Christian McCaffrey cost less than Jahmyr
Am I Krumpin
A Bill Simmons-style autopsy of the Am I Krumping? live Superflex auction, in which quarterbacks went like front-row Springsteen tickets, Christian McCaffrey cost less than Jahmyr Gibbs, and Kittle Corn spent $161 on three running backs and then started Justin Fields in a league that starts two quarterbacks.