NorCal-Aussie: The benches filed a grievance

Head-to-head. Not all-play. Sunday is in. Monday Night is not. This is the short version: six live scores, six live projections, and the benchings that already belong in the group chat. The full slot-by-slot boxes wait until every leftover is dead.

Six games. Twelve teams. The vs in the graphic is the actual game this week. Live scores lie when Monday is still loaded. Projections lie too. Between them the table can see who already lost on purpose.

The board

Black is live. Red tick is projected.

The benching that should haunt the group chat

Scrublys Scrapyard benched Bryce Young at 32.44, a quarterback, in the Superflex, and is losing 167.00 to 170.54 to Byrobowl || with Bo Nix still to play. Start Young and this game is already a blowout the other way. Leave him downstairs and Nix has to finish a job Young already did in Carolina. Live projection still has Scrublys at 184.15 if Nix does Nix things, which is a polite way of saying the benching will follow them around the table even if the W shows up anyway. That is the one.

Sunday Best Phong benched Jalen Coker at 29.8. Twenty-nine point eight, in the basement, while Blake Corum started at 5.4 and Harold Fannin Jr. at 3.1. Kirk Cousins also benched at 15.8. Phong is still winning 137.30 to 134.92 over Lathrop Raptors because Amon-Ra and JSN did grown-up work, and Mahomes is still out there. Winning with Coker in the lineup would have been a statement. Winning with Coker in the basement is a dare to the rest of the table.

Wheat Hill Weasels benched Isaiah Likely at 23.8 and Jacoby Brissett at 16.48 and still lead Ninja Turtles 166.84 to 152.08. Gibbs 31.1. Swift 31.9. McBride 20.0. The Titans D started and scored zero, which is a choice, and it did not matter because the rest of the roster brought a moving truck. Turtles had Josh Allen at 35.66 and Olave at 23.2 and still trail. Waddle and Dobbins are Monday leftovers. They have to go nuclear to make benching Likely not matter. Live projection actually likes Turtles at 171.30 if those two hit. That is the other remaining honest game.

The Gamble benched Jordan Love at 20.48, started Kyle Pitts at 0.0 and Brandon Aubrey at 1.0, and is losing 104.60 to 146.36 to The Substation. That is the father/son game this week. Dad started Lamar, Trevor Lawrence at 26.1, and Steelers D at 18. Son started Caleb Williams at 37.26 and then spent the rest of the afternoon hiding the rest of the roster. Love on the bench is the part that will come up at the next dinner. Not as a lecture. As a fact.

The Substation is not clean. Evan McPherson benched at 19.0. Chase McLaughlin benched at 11.0. Jason Myers started at 7.0. When The Substation wins that game by forty, the kicker chair still counts as a self-own. It just does not count as a loss. Kenneth Walker is still on The Gamble’s docket. Walker is not a 40-point time machine.

The rest of the table

Shough Me the Money is beating Baldy 134.26 to 114.72, projected 144.97 with Rashee Rice still to play. Tyler Shough went 25.2 in the Superflex. Bijan 27.3. Baldy started the Texans D at minus 2.0, Quentin Johnston at 2.7, A.J. Brown at 4.1, and benched Jordan Mason at 11.9. That game is not coming back.

Block Party Ray is beating RedPanda 101.26 to 85.42. Hurts 24.72. RedPanda started Kyler Murray at 0.62, Romeo Doubs at 0.0, Harrison Mevis at 1.0. Kelce is still waiting on Monday. Nobody at that table should feel clever. One of them should feel slightly less unlucky.

Byrobowl || benched Stafford at 5.1 and Kittle at 2.2 and is still winning 170.54 because Montgomery, Jefferson, and Christian Watson decided to throw a party. Broncos D is Monday. That is the luckiest 5.1 Stafford start on this side of the Pacific, and it is still only three points up on a team that benched a 32-burger.

Lathrop Raptors put up Henry 34.8, Jeanty 29.7, Monangai 19.4 and still trail Phong because Sam Darnold went 0.52 and Ja'Marr Chase went 2.2 and Jordan Addison went 0.0. That is a lot of running back and no oxygen.

Call

Monday leftovers, in one pile: Turtles have Waddle and Dobbins. Scrublys has Nix. Byrobowl has Broncos D. The Gamble has Walker. Phong has Mahomes. RedPanda has Kelce. Shough Me the Money has Rice. That is a lot of Arrowhead and a lot of hope. Most of it does not unscrew Young, Coker, or Love. Turtles versus Weasels is the one live board that can still honestly flip if the leftovers go nuclear.

The long recap waits for Arrowhead. Sunday’s tape is already loud enough: Young, Coker, Love, Likely. One of those is currently a loss unless Nix writes a miracle. The rest are personality.

Source: public Yahoo league NFL NorCal Aussie Family FF (560946), Week 1 Fan Pts and live projections, Monday 14 Sep 2026 Pacific. Live, not final. Head-to-head. Sunday update. Draft via Norrin. Human publishes.