NorCal-Aussie: Shough banked Bijan. True Quarterback banked a headache.

Same Thursday. Different math. Nobody has won a matchup.

By SKIP KRUMP
September 24, 2026

Bijan Robinson finished at 34.3 against a 17.89 projection. Nearly doubled, and still not the other league's number. Shough Me the Money has the receipt. Ninja Turtles have not played. This is the coworker table. Shough also has an empty kicker. Not a handshake.

Matthew Golden finished at 18.5 against a 9.73 projection. Christian Watson finished at 19.1 against 13.24. Byrobowl II is at 37.6 live, live proj 157.99, against Block Party Ray at 0.0 and 121.24. Widest Thursday gap here. Block Party Ray still has Monday. Not a win.

Jordan Love finished at 19.48 against a 17.49 projection. About even. Kyle Pitts Sr. finished at 1.0 against 7.27. Packers defense finished at −2.0 against 6.75. True Quarterback played three Thursday starters and the live projection fell from 139.54 to 126.51, now behind Lathrop Raptors at 133.59. Love did the job. The other two ate the night. Not a loss.

Drake London finished at 23.9 against a 12.23 projection. Real Thursday. Live proj 140.25, still behind Sunday Best Phong at 145.79. Phong has not played. Help is not the lead.

Tucker Kraft finished at 4.6 against a 9.61 projection. Did not move the needle. Tuten My Own Horn is at 4.6 live, live proj 141.71, against In Taylor we Trust at 0.0 and 148.0. In Taylor we Trust has not played.

Baldy and Wheat Hill Weasels have not started. They are not on a board.

Call: the loudest stack and the loudest player have not won anything yet.

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