Cali DFS: vu-INAL cashes and dan takes the stamp

Cali DFS Eliminator — Week 1 final. One strike. High score takes $55.

By SKIP KRUMP
Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist

Monday is over. The leftover projections landed. The $55 is vu-INAL. The first stamp is dan-8EDQG. That is not a live snapshot anymore. That is the Week 1 ledger.

The $55

vu-INAL, 157.7. Christian Watson 29.7 at $22, Justin Jefferson 27.2, Chris Olave 23.2, Steelers D 18, Malik Willis 17.7 at $24. Second place Twomp finished 117.4. Nobody with leftover minutes caught that. Congrats. Also luck. Three receivers decided to end the week early and the rest of the field spent Monday playing for pride.

The strike

dan-8EDQG, 56.86. Ja'Marr Chase $39 for 2.2. Jauan Jennings 0. Carolina D 0. The leftover tight end, whatever it was, did not turn 48 into a survival number. sjslacker locked 78.52 and lives. dan takes the Week 1 strike. One of three. Season pot still open. Weekly hunting still allowed. The clipboard has a name on it.

Near-miss: sjslacker 78.52. Jalen Hurts 24.72 could not drag a zero at TE and Eagles D at 3 into the 90s. Survived. Not thriving.

Final board

hieu-3S3PB finished 91.06. Jon-12N2G7 96.26. The Monday leftover moved them a few points and did not touch the pots. VoBster 91.6 sits just ahead of hieu. Twomp 117.4 is a fine second-place bruise: Gibbs 31.1, Taylor 23.6, Purdy 22.1, then cheap wideouts.

House rules: $10 in, $55 weekly, $55 to the season pot. Weeks 1–2: one strike. Third strike later is out of the season money, still eligible for the weekly. Nobody is eliminated yet. dan is just first in line.

Source: Yahoo Daily Fantasy contest 15768591, finals after Monday Night Football. Nickname labels until the house map is filled. Draft via Norrin. Human publishes.