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# NorCal-Aussie: Dad won, commish lost, and 0.10 decided a bloodbath
- URL: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/norcal-aussie-dad-won-commish-lost-and-0-10-decided-a-bloodbath/
- Published: 2026-09-15T04:39:05.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-15T04:39:05.000Z
- Description: Dad won, commish lost, and 0.10 decided a bloodbath
- Author: Joe
- Tags: norcal-aussie

*NFL NorCal Aussie Family FF — Week 1 final. Head-to-head. Six games.*

By SKIP KRUMP  
Family-table edition

Week 1 in this league is not all-play. It is six kitchen-table fights. One of them ended by **0.10** points. Another was father vs son. The Turtles lost. The table will not let that go.

## Ninja Turtles 156.38, Wheat Hill Weasels 166.84

![Ninja Turtles vs Wheat Hill Weasels](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/norcal-w1-m1.png)

Weasels 166.84, Turtles 156.38\. Commish 0-1.

Josh Allen 35.66 and Olave 23.2 were not enough. The Weasels threw Jahmyr Gibbs 31.1 and D'Andre Swift 31.9 at the same roster and the Titans defense scored a clean zero for them anyway. Swift plus Gibbs is luck with a capital L. Jaylen Waddle 0.7 for the Turtles is the grief. Commish starts 0-1\. The Boardwalk dad starts 1-0.

## Baldy 114.72, Shough Me the Money 143.16

![Baldy vs Shough Me the Money](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/norcal-w1-m2.png)

Assistant commish 1-0\. Baldy 0-1\. 143 to 115 is not a coin flip. Shough had the points. Baldy did not. Move on before the Down Under table throws a shrimp on the barbie in protest.

## Byrobowl 173.54, Scrublys Scrapyard 173.44

![Byrobowl vs Scrublys Scrapyard](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/norcal-w1-m3.png)

0.10 points. That is a rounding error with playoff implications.

One tenth. Byrobowl 173.54, Scrapyard 173.44\. Somebody is going to check the kicker. Somebody should. This is the Week 1 game that will still have a group-chat lawsuit in November. 1-0 / 0-1 on a decimal.

## The Gamble 137.20, The Substation 146.36

![The Gamble vs The Substation](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/norcal-w1-m4.png)

Father vs son, Week 1\. Dad won. The Substation 146.36, The Gamble 137.20\. The Boardwalk house is undefeated if you only count the dads. The son is 0-1 and has to hear about it at dinner. Roster decision, not a family diagnosis: dad had more points. That is the whole recap of this blood feud until they play again.

## Lathrop Raptors 134.92, Sunday Best Phong 159.96

![Lathrop Raptors vs Sunday Best Phong](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/norcal-w1-m5.png)

Phong 159.96, Raptors 134.92\. Down Under 1-0 in this one. Silicon Valley brother-in-law 0-1\. Not close enough to write a poem.

## RedPanda 94.02, Block Party Ray 101.26

![RedPanda vs Block Party Ray](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/norcal-w1-m6.png)

94 vs 101\. Both lineups look like they played in a wind tunnel. Ray 1-0 anyway. RedPanda 0-1\. Lowest-scoring fight on the board and still a win for the in-law table. Ugly 1-0 is still 1-0.

Standings snapshot: Weasels, Shough, Byrobowl, Substation, Phong, Ray at 1-0\. Turtles, Baldy, Scrapyard, Gamble, Raptors, RedPanda at 0-1.

Source: public Yahoo league 560946, Week 1 finals after Monday Night Football. Draft via Norrin. Human publishes.