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# Krumpin: Haters Gonna Hate just bought Jonathan Taylor with a bench QB
- URL: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/krumpin-haters-gonna-hate-just-bought-jonathan-taylor-with-a-bench-qb/
- Published: 2026-09-17T00:09:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-17T00:43:08.000Z
- Author: Joe
- Tags: Krumpin

By SKIP KRUMPIN  
Sep 16, 2026

SAN JOSE, CA. (FAKE NEWS AP) -- In a blockbuster deal Haters Gonna Hate is trading up and coming Saints QB Tyler Shough along with breakout Bills TE Dalton Kincaid and Saints WR Devaughn Vele for stud Colts RB Jonathan Taylor along with backup QBs Mac Jones (SF) and Justin Fields (KC).

When asked about the reason for the trade the HGH team owner stated, "We wish Tyler, Dalton and Devaughn the best but we had to trade those scrubs for a true stud in Jonathan. Mac sucks but he's insurance in case Purdy decides to Dougie into a linebacker one too many times. Honestly, I didn't even know Justin Fields was still in the NFL but my bean counters told me he has to be included in the deal to make the numbers work."

Desperate Kittle Corn was relieved to finally have a healthy starting QB on the roster again after the Kyler Murray Experiment lasted less than 1 quarter into the first game of the season. "Hopefully I don't get Murray'd again. I never trusted that video game playing midget. I hope Jonathan destroys the rest of the league. No I'm not bitter."

## The grade

Yahoo's Evaluate Trade sheet from Sep 16 is the only adult in the room. Rest-of-season remaining: Taylor 272, Shough 270, Kincaid 118, Vele 78, Fields 18, Mac 15\. Seasonal lineup impact: Haters **+118**, Kittle Corn **+26**. Week 2 optimal for Haters goes 129.74 to 137.07 because Taylor walks into the W/R at 17.17\. Shough was a Haters **bench** proj this week at 17.60\. They moved a passer who was not in the starting 11 for a back who immediately is.

**Haters Gonna Hate: A.** This is Superflex, 0.2 PPR, first downs pay. Taylor is the only name in the bag who gets paid for lining up 20 times. Haters already had Purdy and Herbert in the Week 2 two-QB look. They did not need another passer. They needed a second back. They got the best player in the deal and threw Mac and Fields on the pile like packing peanuts. The "scrubs" line is rude. It is also, unfortunately, the trade.

**Kittle Corn: C-minus.** Fair to want a quarterback after Murray lasted one drive. Shough is a real NFL start. Paying Jonathan Taylor for that start is how a team that spent the auction on running backs decides the running backs were the problem. Gibbs stays. Taylor leaves. Vele and Kincaid are dartboards. If Shough becomes a Superflex cheat code this ages into a heist. If Shough is just another Saints depth-chart novel, Kittle Corn sold the Colts' lead back for a prayer and two committee toys. The "not bitter" quote is the confession.

**Everybody else: F.** Fourteen teams. Superflex. A Colts running back walked across the league for a Saints quarterback Haters were not even starting this week, plus a TE and a WR. The rest of Am I Krumpin watched it process immediately and did not even send a counter. That is not Zen. That is 12 lineups pretending they are not on the clock.

If Taylor goes nuclear, Haters look like a front office. If Shough goes nuclear, Kittle Corn gets the last laugh and the rest of the league still looks slow. Either way the spectators already lost.