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# Krumpin: Haters bought the name. King James bought the weekly back.
- URL: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/krumpin-haters-bought-the-name-king-james-bought-the-weekly-back/
- Published: 2026-11-07T17:12:20.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-07T17:12:20.000Z
- Description: Chase Brown and J.J. McCarthy head to King James. Malik Nabers and Deshaun Watson head to Haters Gonna Hate.
- Author: Joe
- Tags: Am I Krumpin

*By Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist*

November 7, 2026

SAN JOSE, CA. (FAKE NEWS AP) -- Haters Gonna Hate sent Chase Brown and J.J. McCarthy to King James for Malik Nabers and Deshaun Watson. A weekly running back and a spare quarterback walked out. The best name in the bag walked in, trailed by a quarterback Yahoo has at 0.04 this week.

King James did not need a committee. “Xmas came early for me!” Haters Gonna Hate had a longer acceptance speech: “HGH wants to thank Nein and Chase but anytime you can ship out two duds for a stud like Nabers you gotta do it.” Then Haters turned to the quarterback who just arrived and warned, “dont get comfy we just got you but you're already on the trade block buddy.”

The group chat had not seen this one. It was still grading the last ones. On Nov. 6, GolfNut was not done with an older deal: “Should have just kept Jefferson dude.” The same night Haters Gonna Hate posted “I’m offering Kirk Cousins for WR2,” and Kittle Corn answered the bazaar with “Drew lock and Sam Darnold for WR1 or RB1.” On Nov. 5, still on the Deebo-and-Jones swap, GolfNut said “Tony didn’t win shit hahaha if Jones is not gonna play.” That is the mood. Everybody is shopping. None of those lines were about Brown leaving.

King James needed the back. Barkley and Dobbins are both on a bye in Week 10, and Dobbins is the weak second back when both are healthy. Brown has no bye in this window and was already in the Haters lineup, projected 15.51, Sunday morning in Atlanta. McCarthy was on the Haters bench, third quarterback behind Purdy and Cousins, projected 16.08\. For King James he is a real second quarterback behind Dak, including the week Dak is on bye.

Haters needed the receiver. Nabers is in the King James lineup this week at 12.89, and he is the best player who changed teams. Watson is questionable, on the bench, and projected 0.04\. That is not a quarterback-room fix. That is a name on the transaction row.

## The grade

**King James: B.** They sold the premium and bought the weekly need. Brown starts every week in this stretch. McCarthy can cover a bye. The lineup math has them ahead this week by a lot and behind after it. They will take that. A back on the field beats a receiver they could already cover with Puka.

**Haters Gonna Hate: B-plus.** They bought the best player and paid a starter to do it. The rest of the window favors the receiver. Watson does not crack a lineup that is paying attention this week. If Nabers is the reason the deal exists, fine. If Watson was supposed to be the second prize, the prize table was a folding chair.

The chat can keep offering kickers. This one already took the interesting part of the board.

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