> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Krumpin: 210 points, one perfect record, and a 78-point winning score - URL: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/gazette-2026-w8-monday-krumpin/ - Published: 2026-11-03T05:32:23.000Z - Updated: 2026-11-03T16:31:58.000Z - Author: Joe - Tags: Am I Krumpin *Haters put on a demolition show while Ball Don’t Lie found a win in the bargain bin.* I have spent all year asking whether the perfect record could survive a bad afternoon. Haters Gonna Hate answered with 210.43 points, the sort of answer that breaks the question instead of addressing it. On the same board, Ball Don't Lie won with 78.89\. There is no honest way to call those equivalent performances, so naturally the standings give them the same single win. Week 8 was seven head-to-head games, fourteen different ways to pretend the format is fair, and one Monday night that made the league's extremes impossible to ignore. ## The games, with the actual receipts ### King James 144.71, Dat's It 125.10 ![Week 8 final starters and points: King James versus Dat's It](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-game-1-v2.png) Final Week 8 score and starting-lineup points; no projected points. King James escaped 144.71–125.10, with Tony Pollard's 27.80 doing the heavy lifting and Dak Prescott adding 22.20\. Dat's It had Jordan Love's 22.82 and Josh Jacobs' 20.90 banked Thursday, but Ja'Kobi Lane's 2.00 and a 0.70 from Jason Myers on Monday left the comeback looking like a letter returned to sender. King James could have used a better Tre Tucker day than zero, yet the lead survived. That's the irritating thing about a good roster: it can leave a mess on the floor and still find its keys. ### 4th and INCHES 167.81, EzMoney 108.44 ![Week 8 final starters and points: 4th and INCHES versus EzMoney](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-game-2-v2.png) Final Week 8 score and starting-lineup points; no projected points. 4th and INCHES punched out 167.81 to EzMoney's 108.44\. Tee Higgins supplied 34.00, Bucky Irving 23.50 and Chuba Hubbard 22.30; even Jacoby Brissett's 4.46 couldn't turn this into a contest. EzMoney got 20.30 from Trevor Lawrence and 20.00 from James Cook III, then a no-game George Kittle in the starting TE slot. Cam Ward's 28.16 stayed benched, while Malik Willis scored 16.24 in the active flex. That swap improves the account, not the result: the gap is too large. The team called EzMoney appears to have misplaced both the money and the receipt. ### Ball Don't Lie 78.89, GolfNut 71.81 ![Week 8 final starters and points: Ball Don't Lie versus GolfNut](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-game-3-v2.png) Final Week 8 score and starting-lineup points; no projected points. Ball Don't Lie won 78.89–71.81 over GolfNut, which is less a football game than a power outage with standings implications. Jared Goff's 10.34 and the Rams defense's 13.75 kept Ball above water despite Michael Penix Jr.'s minus-0.70\. GolfNut took a zero from Lamar Jackson, 4.00 from Monday's Zach Charbonnet and only 2.75 from the Bengals defense. This was the week's second-lowest score defeating the lowest score; the scoreboard insists it counts exactly as much as Haters' fireworks. I am filing a complaint with the concept of merit. ### BNF 92.10, Dan's Deepball 155.17 ![Week 8 final starters and points: BNF versus Dan's Deepball](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-game-4-v2.png) Final Week 8 score and starting-lineup points; no projected points. Dan's Deepball beat BNF 155.17–92.10 on Joe Burrow's 42.18 and Patrick Mahomes' 27.24\. Ja'Marr Chase added 25.80; the Steelers defense gave another 21.75\. BNF started a no-game Spencer Rattler at quarterback while Tyler Allgeier's 35.60 made a heroic appearance at W/R. That single bright light didn't fix the empty QB slot or the 63.07-point deficit. Dan also benched a Jaguars defense worth 23.50, but the victory was never in danger. BNF's first win remains a missing-person report filed with the waiver desk. ### DGAD 81.56, Haters Gonna Hate 210.43 ![Week 8 final starters and points: DGAD versus Haters Gonna Hate](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-game-5-v2.png) Final Week 8 score and starting-lineup points; no projected points. Haters Gonna Hate detonated a 210.43–81.56 result against DGAD. Kirk Cousins scored 30.88, Bhayshul Tuten 30.80 and D'Andre Swift closed Monday with 29.30\. Brock Bowers' 25.10, Jaxon Smith-Njigba's 22.00 and Jonah Coleman's 20.20 made this less a lineup than a traffic jam of touchdowns. DGAD got Josh Allen's 28.86 and then a Baker Mayfield 0.40, a Jonathan Taylor 4.00 and a Will Reichard zero. No bench fix bridges 128.87 points. GolfNut posted 'Save some for next week dude' in Monday's league chat; the request came too late for DGAD's insurance policy. ### Ghost of Twomp 122.71, Kittle Corn 156.52 ![Week 8 final starters and points: Ghost of Twomp versus Kittle Corn](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-game-6-v2.png) Final Week 8 score and starting-lineup points; no projected points. Kittle Corn beat Ghost of Twomp 156.52–122.71\. Jaylen Warren brought 23.50, Michael Wilson 23.40 and the Buccaneers defense 22.00; Sam Darnold's Monday 18.62 shut the door. Twomp's Jahmyr Gibbs had 27.70 and Harold Fannin Jr. 17.90, but J.K. Dobbins' 1.30 and Omar Cooper Jr.'s zero helped dig the hole. Kittle Corn left Dalton Kincaid's 17.40 benched while Dallas Goedert returned 5.00; the scoreboard was generous enough to forgive that filing error. Twomp cannot send Monday back for a refund. ### My Team Sucks! 123.29, Tony's Terrific Team 110.86 ![Week 8 final starters and points: My Team Sucks! versus Tony's Terrific Team](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-game-7-v2.png) Final Week 8 score and starting-lineup points; no projected points. My Team Sucks! won 123.29–110.86 over Tony's Terrific Team. Drake Maye's 23.66 did its job; DeMario Douglas' 15.70 and Tucker Kraft's 14.50 held the middle. Justin Herbert's 8.38 and the Seahawks defense's Monday 2.75 tried to make the name prophetic but could not. Tony got Braelon Allen's 26.20 and Drew Stevens' 16.20, then DK Metcalf's 0.60 and Aaron Rodgers' 5.48\. A 'Terrific' label on a roster carrying those two numbers is either a joke or a warranty claim. This one was close enough to make the missing production matter. ## Where the standings leave the chairs ![Week 8 krumpin standings with records and season points for](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/11/w8-krumpin-standings.png) Final records and season points through Week 8, ordered by wins then points for. The call: I trust Haters to keep producing, but I do not trust a 210-point week as a weekly subscription. Tuten and Swift made Monday look inevitable; that is precisely when fantasy likes to charge interest. GolfNut's 6–2 record still has value, but 71.81 is a warning label, not a playoff slogan. The next slate gets to decide whether the unbeaten team can win without bringing a flamethrower. Until then, a 78.89-point win and a 210.43-point win each occupy one identical box in the standings. That is the league's cruelest joke and, apparently, its favorite rule. League side bets ## Am I Krumpin? Week 8 · final Yahoo scores No wager legs settled in Week 8\. Open an owner below for every opponent, head-to-head result, points gap, and record race. ### Week 9 — next matchup - Bob vs Twomp A2X$50 three-way · 2× on a sweep Bob King James6-2 · 1097.9 pts+$117.78 vs TazM$2 per point of head-to-head margin+$92.78 - Head to headWon week 6+$92.78 vs SeanB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker+$50 - Head to headWon week 5+$50 - Season pointsSean 1024.6 — up 73.3 - Season record6-2 vs 4-4 vs VuJ$25 three-way+$25 - Head to headWon week 4+$25 - Season pointsVu 859.1 — up 238.8 - Season record6-2 vs 0-8 vs PhilJ$25 three-way$0 - Head to headWeek 10 upcoming - Season pointsPhil 960.5 — up 137.4 - Season record6-2 vs 3-5 vs TwompA2X$50 three-way · 2× on a sweep$0 - Head to headWeek 9 upcoming - Season pointsTwomp 909.8 — up 188.1 - Season record6-2 vs 3-5 vs JoeA$50 three-way · no tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 12 upcoming - Season pointsJoe 1218.5 — down 120.6 - Season record6-2 vs 8-0 vs BrianB2X$50 three-way · points tiebreaker · 2× sweep$0 - Head to headWeek 14 upcoming - Season pointsBrian 1053.3 — up 44.6 - Season record6-2 vs 4-4 vs DuyB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 13 upcoming - Season pointsDuy 1128.3 — down 30.4 - Season record6-2 vs 5-3 vs HieuM$2 per point of head-to-head margin$0 - Head to headWeek 11 upcoming vs RichB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker\-$50 - Head to headLost week 2\-$50 - Season pointsRich 951.3 — up 146.6 - Season record6-2 vs 6-2 Rich GolfNut6-2 · 951.3 pts+$100 vs BobB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker+$50 - Head to headWon week 2+$50 - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — down 146.6 - Season record6-2 vs 6-2 vs DuyB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker+$50 - Head to headWon week 3+$50 - Season pointsDuy 1128.3 — down 177.0 - Season record6-2 vs 5-3 Sean Ball Don't Lie4-4 · 1024.6 pts+$80.22 vs HieuM$2 per point of head-to-head margin+$130.22 - Head to headWon week 4+$130.22 vs BobB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker\-$50 - Head to headLost week 5\-$50 - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — down 73.3 - Season record4-4 vs 6-2 Brian EzMoney4-4 · 1053.3 pts+$50 vs DuyA$50 three-way · no tiebreaker+$50 - Head to headWon week 2+$50 - Season pointsDuy 1128.3 — down 75.0 - Season record4-4 vs 5-3 vs BobB2X$50 three-way · points tiebreaker · 2× sweep$0 - Head to headWeek 14 upcoming - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — down 44.6 - Season record4-4 vs 6-2 Joe Haters Gonna Hate8-0 · 1218.5 pts+$50 vs TwompA2X$50 three-way · 2× on a sweep+$50 - Head to headWon week 6+$50 - Season pointsTwomp 909.8 — up 308.7 - Season record8-0 vs 3-5 vs BobA$50 three-way · no tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 12 upcoming - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — up 120.6 - Season record8-0 vs 6-2 vs DuyB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 14 upcoming - Season pointsDuy 1128.3 — up 90.2 - Season record8-0 vs 5-3 vs TazB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 13 upcoming - Season pointsTaz 1160.3 — up 58.2 - Season record8-0 vs 5-3 vs HieuM$2 per point of head-to-head margin$0 - Head to headWeek 10 upcoming Hieu Kittle Corn4-4 · 1055.8 pts+$2.08 vs TazM$2 per point of head-to-head margin+$132.30 - Head to headWon week 5+$132.30 vs BobM$2 per point of head-to-head margin$0 - Head to headWeek 11 upcoming vs JoeM$2 per point of head-to-head margin$0 - Head to headWeek 10 upcoming vs DuyM$2 per point of head-to-head margin$0 - Head to headWeek 12 upcoming vs SeanM$2 per point of head-to-head margin\-$130.22 - Head to headLost week 4\-$130.22 Phil DGAD3-5 · 960.5 pts$0 vs BobJ$25 three-way$0 - Head to headWeek 10 upcoming - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — down 137.4 - Season record3-5 vs 6-2 Vu BNF0-8 · 859.1 pts\-$25 vs BobJ$25 three-way\-$25 - Head to headLost week 4\-$25 - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — down 238.8 - Season record0-8 vs 6-2 Twomp Ghost of Twomp3-5 · 909.8 pts\-$50 vs BobA2X$50 three-way · 2× on a sweep$0 - Head to headWeek 9 upcoming - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — down 188.1 - Season record3-5 vs 6-2 vs JoeA2X$50 three-way · 2× on a sweep\-$50 - Head to headLost week 6\-$50 - Season pointsJoe 1218.5 — down 308.7 - Season record3-5 vs 8-0 Duy My Team Sucks!5-3 · 1128.3 pts\-$130 vs BobB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 13 upcoming - Season pointsBob 1097.9 — up 30.4 - Season record5-3 vs 6-2 vs JoeB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 14 upcoming - Season pointsJoe 1218.5 — down 90.2 - Season record5-3 vs 8-0 vs HieuM$2 per point of head-to-head margin$0 - Head to headWeek 12 upcoming vs TazN$30 three-way · points tiebreaker · 2× sweep\-$30 - Head to headLost week 7\-$30 - Season pointsTaz 1160.3 — down 32.0 - Season record5-3 vs 5-3 vs RichB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker\-$50 - Head to headLost week 3\-$50 - Season pointsRich 951.3 — up 177.0 - Season record5-3 vs 6-2 vs BrianA$50 three-way · no tiebreaker\-$50 - Head to headLost week 2\-$50 - Season pointsBrian 1053.3 — up 75.0 - Season record5-3 vs 4-4 Taz 4th and INCHES5-3 · 1160.3 pts\-$195.08 vs DuyN$30 three-way · points tiebreaker · 2× sweep+$30 - Head to headWon week 7+$30 - Season pointsDuy 1128.3 — up 32.0 - Season record5-3 vs 5-3 vs JoeB$50 three-way · season-points tiebreaker$0 - Head to headWeek 13 upcoming - Season pointsJoe 1218.5 — down 58.2 - Season record5-3 vs 8-0 vs BobM$2 per point of head-to-head margin\-$92.78 - Head to headLost week 6\-$92.78 vs HieuM$2 per point of head-to-head margin\-$132.30 - Head to headLost week 5\-$132.30 Click an owner to see their bets. Week 1 is scored but is not a head-to-head game: the top 7 scorers take a win and the bottom 7 a loss. Head-to-head bets run weeks 2–14, one meeting per pair. Season points and season record settle after week 14\. B and N use regular-season points as a tiebreaker; a 2X sweep doubles only after all three legs are won. Positions show settled legs only, not final season results. Owners with no side bets are not listed.