> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Krumpin: The ceiling broke, the perfect record did not - URL: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/gazette-2026-w7-monday-krumpin/ - Published: 2026-10-27T15:28:04.000Z - Updated: 2026-10-27T15:28:04.000Z - Author: Joe - Tags: Am I Krumpin I watched the week take two familiar storylines and toss them into separate bins: 4th and INCHES dropped the league's biggest number, while Haters Gonna Hate kept the spotless record without needing the biggest number. Seven head-to-head results, seven different ways for a manager to stare at a perfectly legitimate score and demand a new opponent. Week 7 is final; those are points on the board, not a projection dressed for television. **The call:** 4th and INCHES is the most dangerous weekly ceiling in this room right now. That is a call about this week's 172.51, not a guarantee that the league's leaders will be dethroned. King James and Kittle Corn each cleared 157 as well, while DGAD's 74.46 established the basement. The weekly rank and the matchup result are different legal documents. Ask Tony's Terrific Team, whose 133.18 ranked fourth and still bought a loss. ## Seven games, seven receipts ### King James 157.10, Tony's Terrific Team 133.18 ![Week 7 final starter-score graphic: King James versus Tony's Terrific Team](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-game-1.png) King James did not need a pep talk from the projection column. Tony Pollard's 37.60 and Dak Prescott's 24.98 gave this one an early spine, while Deshaun Watson added 20.22 in the flex. Tony's got 22.50 from Luther Burden III and 21.00 from Amon-Ra St. Brown, which is not a bad afternoon. It was simply an afternoon across from a roster that had already ordered dessert. Tony's 133.18 would have beaten plenty of teams this week; the schedule sent an invoice anyway. ### 4th and INCHES 172.51, My Team Sucks! 100.96 ![Week 7 final starter-score graphic: 4th and INCHES versus My Team Sucks!](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-game-2.png) 4th and INCHES put 172.51 on the board, the highest number in the league, and My Team Sucks! could answer with only 100.96\. Tee Higgins supplied 25.00, CeeDee Lamb 22.90 and Trey McBride 21.10\. Even the bench tried to get involved: Geno Smith scored 24.98 and Cam Skattebo 20.80 without touching the starting total. That is not a missed-win lecture when the starting lineup won by 71.55; it is just the box score flexing on an opponent already lying on the canvas. ### EzMoney 131.01, Ball Don't Lie 104.52 ![Week 7 final starter-score graphic: Ball Don't Lie versus EzMoney](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-game-3.png) Ball Don't Lie had Zay Flowers' 23.80, Kirk Cousins' 22.10 and a respectable 104.52\. EzMoney answered with 131.01, including Malik Willis' 29.52 and useful work from Blake Corum and Emanuel Wilson. Michael Penix Jr. posted 21.52 on Ball's bench; moving him into the wrong conversation does not magically account for a 26.49-point margin. A name like Ball Don't Lie asks the scoreboard to deliver metaphysical justice. The scoreboard filed a perfectly ordinary loss instead. ### GolfNut 114.09, BNF 90.42 ![Week 7 final starter-score graphic: BNF versus GolfNut](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-game-4.png) BNF fell to 0-7 after 90.42 against GolfNut's 114.09\. C.J. Stroud got BNF 18.22, but GolfNut could stack Javonte Williams' 25.50 and Quinshon Judkins' 26.10 around Christian McCaffrey's 19.70\. The unbeaten streak is not the story here—GolfNut started 5-1—so this was more about keeping a contender's floor intact. BNF needs a scoring answer, not another motivational poster with the standings printed on it. ### Kittle Corn 161.07, Dat's It 118.49 ![Week 7 final starter-score graphic: Dat's It versus Kittle Corn](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-game-5.png) Kittle Corn's 161.07 beat Dat's It's 118.49\. Bucky Irving delivered 27.70 from the W/R slot and Jameson Williams added 24.10; Jaylen Warren supplied 18.30\. Dat's It actually got Bo Nix's 28.08, plus 19.10 from Josh Jacobs, so this wasn't an opponent disappearing. It was Kittle Corn landing the punches from more places. A 42.58-point margin is a bad time to argue that one roster tweak had all the answers. ### Ghost of Twomp 111.56, DGAD 74.46 ![Week 7 final starter-score graphic: DGAD versus Ghost of Twomp](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-game-6.png) Ghost of Twomp won 111.56 to 74.46, with Caleb Williams' 23.92 leading the listed starters while DGAD got 19.40 from Jonathan Taylor and not nearly enough around him. Omar Cooper Jr. produced 20.00 on Twomp's bench, a luxury rather than a rescued result. There is something profoundly rude about leaving that many points unused and still having room to win by 37.10\. DGAD's problem was the total, not the other team's clipboard. ### Haters Gonna Hate 121.95, Dan's Deepball 100.98 ![Week 7 final starter-score graphic: Haters Gonna Hate versus Dan's Deepball](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-game-7.png) Haters Gonna Hate stayed perfect, 121.95 to Dan's Deepball's 100.98\. Jaxon Smith-Njigba put up 28.10 and D'Andre Swift added 18.30; Dan received a 30.58-point Joe Burrow game and still came up short. KC Concepcion Jr.'s 20.30 on the Haters bench was a bonus footnote, not evidence of a blown decision. The undefeated team has the irritating habit of leaving an unused receipt in the bag after already paying for the meal. Dan's needed more than one quarterback to turn this into a fight. ## The chat actually watched the games Sunday night, the room became a Jaxon Smith-Njigba protection racket. King James prescribed “Double him every down”; Haters Gonna Hate's counteroffer was “leave JSN alone.” Haters had him in the starting lineup for 28.10 and left the week 7-0\. The loudest defensive scheme in the Telegram chat did not make it onto the field. Monday's emergency was nomenclature. 4th and INCHES declared, “Cam is back!!!” GolfNut asked “Newton??”; Ghost of Twomp tried “Ward?”; My Team Sucks! clarified “Skat.” GolfNut's verdict: “Ah then no one cares.” That is a harsh review of Cam Skattebo's name recognition when his 20.80 was on 4th and INCHES' bench and the starters had already hung 172.51 on My Team Sucks! Those are the group's October 25–26 reactions, not an injury report or a substitute scoreboard. ## The standings, with the receipts still warm Records and season points include the Week 7 head-to-head results. Teams tied on record are ordered by total points scored through seven weeks. ![Post-Week 7 standings: record and cumulative points for all 14 teams](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/10/w7-monday-krumpin-standings-v2.png) Haters remains the only 7-0 team, GolfNut moves to 6-1 and BNF is 0-7\. The perfect start can buy bragging rights, but it cannot buy the top weekly score: 4th and INCHES owned that particular trophy. The next slate gets to decide whether this was a ceiling or a warning label. I would not volunteer to be the test subject.