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# Krumpin: Bijan brought 39.7. GolfNut brought a bill.
- URL: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/gazette-2026-w3-tnf-krumpin/
- Published: 2026-09-25T04:16:43.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-25T04:33:41.000Z
- Author: Joe
- Tags: Am I Krumpin, #gazette-2026-w3-tnf

*Thursday is final. The week is not. The board is the receipt.*

**By SKIP KRUMP**  
September 24, 2026

![King James 0.0 versus Dan's Deepball 39.7. Week not final.](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-1-1.png)

Bijan Robinson finished at 39.7 against a 19.4 projection. More than doubled. Dan's Deepball already has the loudest number in the league, and King James has not played. Monday is still on that roster. Brian Robinson scored 13.0 on the bench against a 5.15 projection. Cute. Bijan made it a footnote. Not a win.

![4th and INCHES 0.0 versus Ghost of Twomp 2.7. Week not final.](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-2-1.png)

MarShawn Lloyd finished at 2.7 against an 8.65 projection. Ghost of Twomp needed a spark and got a damp match. Live 2.7, live proj 102.74, looking at 4th and INCHES at 143.1\. Thursday did not close that hole. Not a declared loss. Just embarrassing.

![Ball Don't Lie 23.7 versus DGAD 0.0. Week not final.](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-3-1.png)

Drake London finished at 23.7 against a 12.01 projection. Nearly doubled. Ball Don't Lie got the useful Falcon and a live proj of 138.34 against DGAD at 136.02\. A nose. DGAD has not played. Do not frame the trophy.

![BNF 0.7 versus Kittle Corn 0.0. Week not final.](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-4-1.png)

Kyle Pitts Sr. finished at 0.7 against a 7.07 projection. BNF sent a tight end and got a weather report. Live proj 123.57 against Kittle Corn at 137.93\. Both clubs are 0-2\. The week is not over. The tight end is.

![Dat's It 19.48 versus Tony's Terrific Team 0.0. Week not final.](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-5-1.png)

Jordan Love finished at 19.48 against an 18.27 projection. Dat's It got the quarterback they ordered, which is almost suspicious in this league. Live 19.48, live proj 131.94, Tony's Terrific Team at 0.0 and 129.78\. A nose. Josh Jacobs scored 0.0 on the bench, so the Thursday piece that mattered was the one in the lineup.

![EzMoney 0.0 versus Haters Gonna Hate 19.0. Week not final.](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-6-1.png)

Matthew Golden finished at 19.0 against a 9.83 projection. Nearly doubled. Haters Gonna Hate still have an empty superflex. That is a hole, not a philosophy. EzMoney has not played, and has an empty flex and an empty kicker, so nobody in that matchup gets to lecture.

![GolfNut -4.75 versus My Team Sucks 23.4. Week not final.](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-7-1.png)

Packers defense finished at −4.75 against a 7.64 projection. GolfNut started a defense and the defense sent a bill. Christian Watson finished at 19.5 against 13.58\. Tucker Kraft finished at 3.9 against 9.65\. My Team Sucks! got the receiver and a shrug at tight end. They are ahead on the board and on the live projection. The −4.75 does not come back. Sunday still has to happen.

Call: Bijan is the head start. GolfNut does not get a refund. Nobody has won.

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