> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Krumpin: Two decimal daggers and one unbeaten casualty - URL: https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/gazette-2026-w3-monday-krumpin/ - Published: 2026-09-29T03:53:11.000Z - Updated: 2026-09-29T03:53:11.000Z - Author: Joe - Tags: Am I Krumpin *By Skip Krump, Senior Columnist, Unlicensed League Psychiatrist* DGAD won a 1.57-point fistfight. Tony’s and My Team Sucks! lost by less than a quarter point each. The bench has hired a lawyer. I thought Week 2 had exhausted the league’s supply of expensive ways to lose. Then Tony’s Terrific Team fell by 0.20 with a winning quarterback on the bench, My Team Sucks! lost by 0.22 with an even larger one there, and Ball Don’t Lie put up 158.73 only to find DGAD at 160.30\. Seven head-to-head games, three arguments about decimals, and not one receipt anyone will throw away. Week 1 was all-play; this week’s wins are actual opponents, which makes the cruelty much more personal. ## The games and their receipts ### Dan's Deepball 155.47, King James 111.76 ![King James 111.76 vs Dan's Deepball 155.47; facing helmet final score](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-01-helmets.png) ![Week 3 final starting players and points for King James and Dan's Deepball](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-01-boxes.png) Final starters. Bench points are not included. Bijan Robinson’s 39.70 was the Thursday down payment; Joe Burrow added 23.98, Ja’Marr Chase 20.60 and Monday’s Kalif Raymond 18.20\. Dan’s Deepball closed at 155.47\. King James got 20.84 from Dak Prescott and 20.60 from Michael Wilson but finished at 111.76\. The team name promised a crown; this week it got a parking ticket. The two-quarterback build on both sides was fine. The score was not. ### Ghost of Twomp 148.98, 4th and INCHES 139.80 ![4th and INCHES 139.80 vs Ghost of Twomp 148.98; facing helmet final score](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-02-helmets.png) ![Week 3 final starting players and points for 4th and INCHES and Ghost of Twomp](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-02-boxes.png) Final starters. Bench points are not included. Ghost of Twomp finally got off zero, 148.98 to 139.80, with Jahmyr Gibbs detonating for 41.30 and Monday quarterback Case Keenum banking 25.88\. 4th and INCHES started Sam Darnold (26.26) and Geno Smith (27.64), a perfectly respectable two-QB statement that Gibbs treated as a polite suggestion. Jacoby Brissett’s 28.90 stayed benched, but a 1.26-point upgrade over Geno does not erase 9.18\. Save the bench indictment for an actual crime. ### DGAD 160.30, Ball Don't Lie 158.73 ![Ball Don't Lie 158.73 vs DGAD 160.30; facing helmet final score](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-03-helmets.png) ![Week 3 final starting players and points for Ball Don't Lie and DGAD](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-03-boxes.png) Final starters. Bench points are not included. DGAD survived the week’s heavyweight hearing by 1.57\. Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s 31.96 and Jeremiyah Love’s 20.40 did the lifting; Ball Don’t Lie countered with Drake London (23.70), Kirk Cousins (23.32) and Derrick Henry (23.10). A 158.73 loser is not a bad team. It is a team that drew DGAD on the wrong Sunday. The 217-point Week 2 monster regressed to 160.30 and somehow still collected the win, which feels like letting a bank keep the service fee after apologizing. ### Kittle Corn 129.72, BNF 78.75 ![BNF 78.75 vs Kittle Corn 129.72; facing helmet final score](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-04-helmets.png) ![Week 3 final starting players and points for BNF and Kittle Corn](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-04-boxes.png) Final starters. Bench points are not included. Kittle Corn climbed out of 0-2 with Tyler Shough’s 25.10, Jaylen Warren’s 21.70 and Bhayshul Tuten’s 18.40\. BNF finished at 78.75; C.J. Stroud’s 13.48 was its best offensive answer, and the Eagles defense returned 0.25\. Kittle Corn even left a 22.50-point Vikings defense benched. This was not a narrow escape or a tactical masterclass. It was a 50.97-point win against a lineup that arrived carrying its own folding chair. ### Dat's It 115.17, Tony's Terrific Team 114.97 ![Dat's It 115.17 vs Tony's Terrific Team 114.97; facing helmet final score](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-05-helmets.png) ![Week 3 final starting players and points for Dat's It and Tony's Terrific Team](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-05-boxes.png) Final starters. Bench points are not included. Dat’s It won 115.17 to 114.97\. Bo Nix supplied 26.14, Jordan Love 19.48, and the two-tenths survived Tony’s late Luther Burden III (15.70). Tony’s benched Aaron Rodgers (24.48) while Matthew Stafford scored 19.80 and Marcus Mariota 21.92\. Either quarterback swap flips this result. The league does not award points for having the answer on the bench; Tony’s third loss comes with a fully itemized invoice. ### Haters Gonna Hate 147.72, EzMoney 132.48 ![EzMoney 132.48 vs Haters Gonna Hate 147.72; facing helmet final score](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-06-helmets.png) ![Week 3 final starting players and points for EzMoney and Haters Gonna Hate](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-06-boxes.png) Final starters. Bench points are not included. Haters Gonna Hate improved to 3-0 behind Brock Purdy’s 33.18, Brock Bowers’ 23.10 and Garrett Wilson’s 21.70\. EzMoney got 24.40 from George Kittle and 22.90 from James Cook III, but 132.48 was not enough against 147.72\. Haters’ smuggest lineup choice was the one the box score endorsed; EzMoney’s offense was respectable enough to make the loss irritating instead of educational. Someone should check whether the unbeaten team has begun pricing parade confetti. ### GolfNut 111.03, My Team Sucks! 110.81 ![GolfNut 111.03 vs My Team Sucks! 110.81; facing helmet final score](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-07-helmets.png) ![Week 3 final starting players and points for GolfNut and My Team Sucks!](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-game-07-boxes.png) Final starters. Bench points are not included. GolfNut won by 0.22, 111.03 to 110.81, despite Monday’s DeVonta Smith providing only 8.70\. Lamar Jackson (23.04), Christian McCaffrey (21.90) and Javonte Williams (20.20) barely kept the door shut. My Team Sucks! started Drake Maye for 4.36 and Daniel Jones for 9.00, while Deshaun Watson’s 22.96 was benched. One legal quarterback swap changes this from a loss to a win. The team name has gone from joke to sworn testimony. ## Standings through Week 3 ![League standings ranked by record and points for after Week 3](https://krumpin.jbhobby.com/content/images/2026/09/krumpin-w3-standings.png) Record first, then total points scored. Week 1 Krumpin was all-play. The standings are a useful lie detector: Haters and GolfNut are 3-0, but DGAD leads the league with 497.30 points despite a loss. Tony’s Terrific Team has 361.32 points and is 0-3; BNF has 320.63 and the same record. Both need wins, not a lecture about how many points a respectable lineup can score. The Week 1 all-play cut still counts in those records; Weeks 2 and 3 were actual head-to-head results. Love: Ghost of Twomp finally cashing the Gibbs ticket. Also love: DGAD discovering that 160 is apparently its floor. Hate: the Rodgers answer benched behind Tony’s 0-3 receipt. Also hate: My Team Sucks! leaving Watson’s 22.96 unused in a 0.22-point loss. Bold call: the two unbeaten clubs, GolfNut and Haters, will not both arrive at October without a scratch. Week 4’s waiver room should be less a market and more a witness-protection program for benched quarterbacks. — 30 —